Nov 14
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful and magical unicorn named Fanchnikwalama who lived in the beautiful and magical land of Uruguay. Fanchnikwalama went by the name of Niki, however, so we shall call her that.
One day, Niki went for a stroll down Bumbleberry Lane. Whilst there, she encountered a male of her species whom she had long found quite attractive. His name was Faleron. All of his friends called him Ronnie. We shall call him Faleron because Niki always found that name sexy.
And so, Niki’s quiet stroll down Bumbleberry Lane was interrupted by the steed of her affections.
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